If God Was on Facebook

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Try to imagine with me how God’s FB page would read…

Name: Really? Holy One of Israel, Living God, Lord Almighty, Most High, Lord of lords, Jehovah-Jireh, Jehovah-Tsidkenu, Jehovah-Nissi…. Let’s simplify it: I AM

Work: Creator of all living things, Ruler of the world, Counselor, Healer, Protector, Promise-keeper, Need-meeter, Peace-giver, Soul-satisfier… Is there a word limit?

Education: I know all, understand all, comprehend all. I know what man has not yet learned or discovered. I wrote the teacher’s manual, every teacher’s manual, on every subject.

Places You’ve Lived: Everywhere; there is no place I have not been or am not now present. Heaven is my throne, the earth is my footstool. When I came as man, I lived among you, now I live in you by my Spirit.

Contact and Basic Info: No street address, no land line, no cell number. Just breathe my name. I hear the softest whisper and most desperate cry.

Birth Date: I was not born, nor will I die. I am eternal with no beginning and no end. I am not constrained or limited by time. There never was, nor ever will be, a time when I was not.

Religious Views: There is no religion, just relationship. Believe that my Son Jesus died for your sin and be my child… forever. Period.

Add who you’re interested in: Every man, woman & child from every tribe and nation. I never deliberate over a friend request.

Add a language: I speak love, peace and hope in any and every language.

Add your political views: I rule over the nations; power and might are in my hand. I set up rulers and depose them. I am King, righteous in all my ways and loving toward all I have made.

Family and Relationships: Adoptive Father of all who ask. Although my children can’t be humanly numbered, I know each one intimately, including the days of each life and the number of hairs on each head. Their names are written in my book and every tear they weep is recorded.

Details About You and Life Events: Read the Book.

Likes: Righteousness, justice, humility, goodness, unity, faith, trust……

His friend list would be longer than we could read and His timeline would have no start or finish.

His comments on your page would include: Well done! Trust me. Don’t be discouraged. I see you. Don’t be afraid! I care. You are forgiven. Don’t give up. I am with you. You are loved.

What do you think? Is there anything else you would add?

8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. thelamb777
    Mar 16, 2015 @ 21:16:22

    What a beautiful message, Barbara!!!



  2. Tammy Butler
    Mar 18, 2015 @ 19:48:19

    Beautiful Barbara. Thank you



  3. Leslie Tierney
    Mar 19, 2015 @ 16:47:23

    Barbara, I thoroughly enjoyed your clever and insightful post! What a beautiful reminder of God’s attributes and character.



  4. Deb Malnati
    Apr 17, 2015 @ 13:47:54

    I loved this!! “Is there a word limit?” Thank you again and again for sharing your gift with us.



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